Ryan's Random Rant

Melbourne - Australia. Grew up in South Africa. I'd describe myself as a colonial special if I was pressed to do so.
This blog consists of photographs of Melbourne, Street Art, my ramblings, and opinions with little citation.

Gnarly Tree Branches, The Retreat, Brunswick, Melbourne

The crocodile situation in Darwin has reached new levels.

Up in Darwin, NT, Australia
Sitting having breakfast surrounded by similarly ill attaired persons in business clothes (Darwin is really warm) all I think of is this.

Such grown up.

Renting in Melbourne? Take a moment to look at this

Over the weekend I was playing with some data that I’d been collecting over the last month. IF you’re in Melbourne and looking for rentals, give this a look over: https://public.tableausoftware.com/profile/ryan8646#!/vizhome/MelbourneRentalsRealEstateView1507to1008-2014/Sheet1

Granted it’s only based on a month of data collection, but as time progresses I’m pretty sure I’m going to get an interesting dataset for rentals in Melbourne.

Seriously Swinburne? Whyyyyyy.

Seriously Swinburne? Whyyyyyy.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because I like it when a man opens the door for me to enter a room. And then leave it again. And enter. And leave. And… enter. No wait, leave, definitely leave. Wait, I mean enter…

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

alexjennings:

Nostalgia… just. 

I need this

(via fuck-taken-urls)

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

(via tess-is-elated)